adt-trophy.jpgFirst let’s take a moment and acknowledge the awesomeness that was Bizarro College Football Season.

It was awesome.

Okay, now you can revert to your Edvard Munch face.

Yes, the BCS has left us with Cheaty McSweatervest vs. Talky McLoudcoach. God what a dream.

That is if your dreams include getting sucker punched in the nuts. But hey, somebody’s gotta live in Columbus.

Really, the BCS has sucked the lifeforce out of me. I can barely make a dick joke when talking about it. Still, I feel compelled to take a couple of jabs at the cocksure kids in Columbus and Red Stick.

Yes, you won the sweepstakes. Do you deserve it? Not really. Not that anybody else did. Save for Hawaii everyone’s got one big strike against them. Some have two.


It’s never too early to talk college football. Never.

Even if the calendar say it’s barely summer, fall cannot get here fast enough. So over the next two weeks or so, Kermit the Blog will count down the 10 Easiest Schedules of the 2007 College Football season. We’re aiming for one a day (weekday), but we’re lazy, so it might take longer. Thankfully we’ve got time.


#4 The Ohio State Buckeyes

cheaty.jpgPlease tell me I don’t need to fear for my personal safety on this one. I’ve been around angry Buckeye fans. I hope I’m not flammable.

Let’s try this. Let’s look at the positives in Ohio State’s non-conference schedule.

With Youngstown State, Akron, and Kent State the Buckeyes aren’t really making anybody spend too much time or money traveling to receive their pulverization (Still a little scared from that 2002 game with Cincinnati to keep giving the Bearcats a shot, huh?). I can only assume that the Ohio State University gets some kind of bonus check from the State of Ohio Office of Economic Development for keeping all the money in state. (more…)