supersupergay.jpgShit week. Job. Girls. Family. Money. Everything. Just a shit week. I even made my flight reservations for a friend’s wedding to the wrong city. Oops.

It all kind of makes fantasy sports seem even dumber and gayer than they already are. Yet, I’m in three leagues (2 football, 1 fútbol… I’m actually in 2 of these but I lost the l/p to the one for That’s On Poitnt (Sorry Cardillo, I’m the dick in last place still starting Reo Coker)). Anyway, I took a beating akin to a 12- year-old’s penis after he just discovered masturbation. In all leagues. Just piling on I suppose.

Bust after a decent start I am just getting raked in my fantasy fútbol league. EPL info is too hard to come by and I seem to cause players to score multiple goals by dropping them and cause them to get red cards by picking them up. So fuck all of them. And fuck them 5-7-5 style.


Cristian Ronaldo

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Like Greg Lougainis
You dive and you’re pretty gay
I Dropped you. Oops. Fuck.

Carlos Tevez

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Unfrozen caveman
Or Keidis in soccer cleats
Fucking score more, dick.

Elano and Utaka

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Portsmouth – Man City
Put the ball in the net, please.
Someone. Anyone.

Paul Robinson

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Thanks for the clean sheet
But when I think “Croatia”
I laugh ’til I pee

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