If ever there was a week for my players not to suck—Crawford almost 0-for the week, Manny pretty much the same, and Kotchman avoided going negative only by virtue of a dinger on Sunday (I think his only hit for the week)—it was this week as I was playing the two teams above me in the standings.
But one guy stood out. Never in the history of our league has a single player managed to accumulate double-digit negative points for the week. Until now. So in honor of that honor, one person gets the spotlight to himself.
E-four. Not your fault.
But you’ve blown four saves, asshole.
Can we deport you?