Round Two has begun. I’m in a ridiculously brutal bracket. And frankly just being part of it is an honor.
Okay, so I’m a bad liar.
I seriously don’t mind losing. What I do mind is losing to a guy who uses any iteration of “-izz” vernacular, and a particular one that sounds like a character from Seasme Street were said street in South Central.
It’s nothing personal.
Damn, I am a seriously bad liar.
Really, I know nothing about my opponent. He might rescue kitties from trees and help NBA’ers feed their families. But he’s probably not a host on the WPCBCN and I’d just prefer winning to, you know, losing.
Vote here.
And have a nice day.
[Update: I have lost (Note to self: Be hotter).]
June 11, 2007 at 7:39 pm
I’m all for you, Kermie – vote made.
June 11, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Fair enough, Precious.
As it were, during my seven years working at a scout reservation I was often referred to as “Sam the Bald Eagle”, Sesame Street’s resident curmudgeon, apropos of my eyebrows and Eagle Scout rank. Generally speaking, though, the inner-city youth with whom I worked usually (and inexplicably) opted for “Eminem”* even though I would be about as good a fit on the WPCBCN as Al Gore. Neither really works as a handle, and “Joe” is just a bit too bland for the blogosphere. I figured what I currently use is just annoying enough to be memorable – it would appear you agree.
That being said, I very much respect your work and wish you the best in the upcoming round. From this point on, it’s up to my father’s eyes, my mother’s nose, and your goatee.
Keep up the good work, and I sincerely look forward to your Congressional testimony concerning Mr. Bonds.
By the way, I also volunteer with autistic children.
*Also inexplicably, “Jim Carrey”, and the more apparent “White Boy Joe”.
PS – re: tag “wussies”: let’s play catch with a caber the next time you’re in Chicago.
June 11, 2007 at 8:39 pm
All in good fun.
The only things I ever caught in Chicago were the flu and a buzz.
June 11, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Is it wrong for me to state that I’ve seen Precious Roy after he’s run a brutal 10K, and he was very handsome despite the long day, (snicker), he had gone through?
J-Fizzle – Go run a 10K and then meet me for drink so I can be a fair judge.
June 11, 2007 at 8:56 pm
All in good fun, indeed, my good man. Seriously, if you’re in town, drinks are on me.
StarterWife – think Will Ferrell in Old School minus the bare ass cheeks.
June 11, 2007 at 11:36 pm
These are *your* sandals Precious Roy what do you think about them, how are they so magical in taste?